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ARAPROSDOKIANS.

ARAPROSDOKIANS…  are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. (Winston Churchill loved them)   1. Where there’s a…

FIFA World Cup – Rules for the Wife

My dear​ ​​Better Half The Fifa World Cup is here and here are the rules:   1. The remote control belongs to me for the entire month.   2. Tell…

Does marriage makes a man dizzy?

Dedicated to ALL Married Couples They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.…

11 Bizarre Church Laws That Could Send You To Jail

The Huffington Post  | By Yasmine Hafiz Some states take their religious services very seriously. Breaking these laws could send you straight from the chapel to the cooler for something as…

Stephen Colbert Warns America: ‘There’s A War On Religion,’ And Satan Is Coming To The Oklahoma Capitol

Source: The Huffington Post Stephen Colbert addressed viewers on The Colbert Report to solemnly say, “I don’t have to tell you, that there is a war on religion in America.”…

The Missing ‘R’

A young monk arrives at the monastery.  He is assignedto helping the other monks in copying the old canonsand laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all…

A smart farmer

A farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his three sons. When his sons opened up the Will it read: My eldest son should get 1/2 (half) of total horses;…

Aunty Acid’s advice

Aunty Acid’s advice - many a true word is spoken in a jest…        …

British humour at its best………..

BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel,…

Man beaten for urinating on garage

Source: Croatian Times. A man in Croatia paid heavily for the mistake of peeing in front of another person’s garage. The 61-year-old Ismet J. badly needed to urinate when walking…

Sticklers

100 dental specialists are attending a medical convention. Each specialist is either an orthodontist, oral surgeon. at least one is an orthodontist, given any two of the specialists, at least…

Tantalizing signs – we don’t have wi-fi talk to each other

SIGNS…

The parrot and the turkey …

A young man named Allan received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was…

This will tickle your bone

Special Package for Businessmen.     An Airline introduced a special package for Business men. Buy your ticket, get your wife’s ticket free. After great success, the company sent letters…

Cartoon: Sona Kahan Hai?

why E is an important letter in E language

E” is the most Eminent letter of the alphabet. > Men or Women don’t exist without “E”. > House or Home can’t be made without “E”. > Bread or Butter…

Creationism: When God created the Swiss He was well pleased …

… and God asked the Swiss: “What else can I do for you?” The Swiss answered: “Some Mountains with snow on top and forests on the bottom would be nice”…

Getting Older

Subject: GETTING OLDER A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest…

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