Posted by Falak Rahman
The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.
The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don’t mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage. — James Holt McGavran
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
Whenever you’re right, shut up. — Nash
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.” The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the boy wearing black?”